(via lexycmb)
22.massachusetts. color and flowers and laughter at the expense of your mother. just kidding, she is a fine lady.
• what do you want?
• show me your genitals. I literally died laughing.
• show me your genitals. I literally died laughing.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
“What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!”
“He has his father’s eyes.”
i can get my nose pierced now that i dont have a super conservative boss.
i prolly wont cause im chicken shit but like i could.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via affleck-d)
eye contact
smile
convulsion
